An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. 
-- Anonymous

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes... 
-- Dave Barry

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. 
-- Albert Einstein

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. 
-- Henry Ford

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. 
-- Arthur Godfrey

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. 
-- Oscar Wilde

The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. 
-- John Stuart Mill

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. 
-- Thomas Edison

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. 
-- G. K. Chesterton

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. 
-- Billy Sunday

My husband used to make all the decisions in our family. But now that he's a Promise Keeper, we always talk first and then he makes the decision. 
-- Wife of a Promise Keeper

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. 
-- Josh Billings

The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. 
-- Winston Churchill